The Young Man’s Guide To Cougar Hunting

Looking for a horny, older, glamorous Cougar to rock your world? It’s tough to hunt out a woman when you aren’t used to her home territory, isn’t it? After all, she doesn’t live the same sort of life that you do so the chances of you bumping into the Cougar of your dreams once day by chance are slim… How do you meet the fantasy woman you have been looking for?

Where are the Cougars?

They are in the gym, in the supermarket, at the school gates, in your local Chinese take-out place, at the ATM, in the coffee shop in the morning… Need we go on? They are everywhere around you. The only difference is, when you see a hot Cougar in the streets, she may not strike you as a Cougar straight away.

That woman with the red hair that smiled at you this morning as you bought your morning coffee… Take a moment to think about her. She had bright red lipstick on. You can imagine that her lipstick would match the lacy lingerie she’s probably wearing under that slightly conservative black skirt and suit jacket. Those black heels she’s wearing; they’d look lovely thrown over your shoulder, wouldn’t they?

She didn’t really take your fancy this morning because you were rushing and she was heading in the opposite direction. You hadn’t had your coffee yet for the day so you weren’t exactly one hundred percent awake. However, you remember her. She was pretty hot.

That radiant redhead is the prime example of a Cougar – she’s not the cocktail-dress wearing maniac that they portray her to be in Cougar Town and American Pie. She’s a normal woman, probably with a busy career schedule, an ex-husband, and a couple of kids thrown in for good measure. She’s recently divorced her husband and has been hitting the gym recently. That smile you flashed her this morning probably made her day… In much the same way as her red-lipped smile stayed in your mind.

Of course, there is a much easier way to find yourself a hot Cougar without hunting for a wedding ring on every female you come across… Internet dating! There are actual dating websites solely designed to help a young man find himself a stunning Cougar looking for a toy boy! Why not check them out? At the very least, you’ll be getting a bit of experience out of it.

 

Cougars on the Prowl!

how-to-date-a-cougar-660x400The Cougars are in their natural habitat on these online dating sites. HotCougarDating.com.au is a good example. They know that they’ve got what it is the young lads are looking for so they literally sit and wait for the guys to come to them. This means that you’ve got yourself a bit of competition on your hands. You’re going to need to stand out, that’s for sure!

When it comes to dating a cougar, just open your eyes and take a look around you. That woman waiting at the bus stop… Does she have a ring on her finger? What about the woman you caught eyes with in the shop? The woman staring right at you could just be the right kinda Cougar for you!

Happy Hunting!

How To Create A Killer Dating Profile To Meet A Cute Cougar

Internet dating has made life a lot easier when you want to meet a special kind of person. You might be looking for a specific religion, or perhaps someone with the same hobbies as you do. You might be looking for a younger girl as your bit of eye-candy, or perhaps… just perhaps; it’s to meet that super hot Cougar that you’ve been dreaming about for years….

The good thing about online dating is that it brings people closer to you; people that you wouldn’t normally have the pleasure of meeting. You have suddenly jumped into a whole new dating pool. There is a new fish in the water…

The Cougar…

Now, the hard work really begins once you’ve signed up to that internet dating site you’ve been looking at for a while. You need to create a killer profile to catch her attention. You need a really good bait for your fishing rod in the form of a well-picked profile image.

The photo that you choose needs to be a clever kind of photo. This is the one first impression you will give to those older ladies, so you need to make it a really good one. There are a few strict guidelines you should stick to:

No naked photos. Firstly, you look cheap. Secondly, where’s the thrill of the chase? If you think you can woo a cougar by dangling your manhood in front of her eyes, you’re very much mistaken.

No drunken photos. Firstly, you look cheap… and young. Secondly, older women aren’t into that sort of stuff anymore. How often do you see 40-year old women, skirts up around their waists, all and everything hanging out, after one too many bottles of wine? Cougars are grown up women so your drunken antics aren’t like to amuse her.

Try to look smart. You don’t have to do the suit and tie pic, but if you have one, it won’t hurt your chances. You don’t really want your dating profile picture to be you in your ripped trackie pants, bean-juice down your chin, do you?

When it comes to actually filling in the little boxes of your profile. There are a few more rules that you should adhere to:

Be honest. What’s the point in lying and pretending to be more sophisticated and grown up than you actually are? If you are planning on spending anymore than one night with her, she’s going to find out the real truth about what you’re like, and if you think the average Cougar will be just a one-night-thing, you’re wrong.

Follow the same rules as the picture. Cougars don’t want to hear about how you work hard and play harder. They don’t want to be wowed with your ability to down six pints of beer, one after the other. Try and sound at least a little intelligent in your profile description, otherwise she’s not going to be interested in you right from the word go.

At the end of the day, just be yourself and be true to who you are. You might want to bang a Granny but it’s going to take a bit more than a few humorous messages exchanged, and a cheap night in your local Wetherspoons.